Those of you who have not killed too many brain cells over the Christmas period may recall that I had a small incident involving a haemorrhage¹ in the drivers seat of a van back when it was last as cold as it is this week. Well, as I have already mentioned it's cold this week. So cold, in fact, that a frost forms overnight on anything that is a) not moving and b) cold blooded. Or indeed plant-like. Strangely this includes car windscreens (who'd have thought?!), which, despite my previous rant, are still not being cleared. My only explaination is that the drivers of said vehicles have been gifted with X-ray vision by old Saint Nick. Lucky them! Of course, if you're not among the lucky ones to receive such a gift, do the rest of us who use the roads daily a favour and CLEAR YOUR BLOODY WINDOWS BEFORE DRIVING!

¹From one of my favourite descriptions of bad driving by a Formula One commentator - Cockpit haemorrhage = Huge clot behind the steering wheel

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